From the pages of The Goon comes those unloveable scamps, The Unholy Bastards! That's right! Smitty, Specs, Pee Wee, Charlene, Roscoe and Kid Gargantuan in an all-new standalone adventure! When they accidentally turn Old Rusty, the bike they'd assembled from pieces stolen off other bikes, into a time machine, the Bastards find themselves not just breaking the laws of decency, but also the laws of physics! And that doesn't even include the several misdemeanors involving killer robots!